The Sign Guy

Is it 1933 again?  Everywhere I journey these days I see a guy or gale holding up an advertisement sign.  Some are real creative and some just plain aggravating.  5 dollar foot long; 5 dollar ready eat pizza; WE buy GOLD.  Really do you sell it too?  Last I checked it was the only thing of real or intrinsic value.  The signs be what they may, what i find interesting is the people.

Kudos to you for finding a way to earn Federal Reserve Notes (FRNs; Debt Notes; IOU s) in this economy but, wow is that the only thing that these companies can find for you to do.  I could get two sticks to do that job and save eight buck and hour in pay.  And if you're going to hire these people at least put them in a really stupid and hot costume entertain me if you want me to randomly swing in for a pizza or sub.  I saw one guy doing physical stunts with his sign jumping over, under, and through it (it was for a sign company that hires people to do tricks with their sings) every entertaining.

Look the way I see it give the poor slob that the initiative to come in and begging at your door for a job.  Give him a job that's worth a human standard, and not the standard that I can get from two coat hangers.  Have him clean you toilet, trust me they need a good cleaning (you know who you are).  To the guy holding the sign good for you I would run with that job for as long as the dumbbells will pay you to do it,you got a job after all. To you in the office laughing at the guy in his shorts and dirty tee shirt holding your sign, jokes on you pail. Cause you're paying minimum wag to a guy to hold your sign.  That for 5 buck at, Wallie World, you could buy a piece of wire that would do the same damn thing 24 hours a day, 7 days week for 52 weeks a year.  In the words of  Bill Engvall "HERES YOUR SIGN!"

One more thing I am keeping my GOLD!