Driving lessons for dummies

Here is a little tip for you people out there on the highways and byways. Should you see a person getting over to get out of the way of an accident don't jump around them to cut them off and try to budge your way in front of them. What did you gain? One car length in front of the person you just pissed off. Only to find your self three car lengths behind that person you cut off because your texting you girlfriend of the great deal you found at the last over crowded store you just left. Your dumb ass is most likely going to end up in the next crash that holds up traffic for the next hour.

Hey if you can't walk and chew gum then don't drive and text. Those of you that think they can multitask, here is a news flash for you...YOU CAN'T. So quit trying. Stop and think before you kill yourself or worse you kill someone else. What I really want to do with you dummies is shove that cell phone up your ass and see if you text when you fart.