Traviling tip for the Christmas Season

When you go to your bank and get your travling money, and the teller asks you; "How would you like that." Reply in kind and say "Why gold please." After a few seconds of enjoying the shocked look or the reply that they don't have any gold. Let the girl off the hook and offer to take the federal reserve note in increments of tens and twenties. and get nothing larger then a twenty.

Believe it or not your going to come a cross and fueling station that will want you ID, address, and phone number to take a fifty or one hundred federal reserve note. They all say "THIS NOTE IS LEGAL TENDER FOR ALL DEBTS, PUBLIC AND PRIVET"(I've checked). That mean I should be able to spend a one just as conveniently as a fifty. Guess not our privacy must be invaded first. I say they wont take them with out asking me for a Social Security (SS-Hitler? just say-n) number, then I won't take them from the bank.